None of the get it right

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki

The Best HELL

I really find the joke below hilarious when I first read it. In fact, we never known how a hell look or feel like. If only the following joke is true and if I were to send to hell (hopefully not but would love to see how's life down there) I would be definitely be one in the que at the gate of the Malaysian Hell (hehe). This joke is taken with kind permission from shaynina.blogspot. Thanks Nina.

SAS scandal: Angry businessman Ambrose Lee slams Yee for implicating him

(Revisited) After more than a decade of silence, a businessman who was implicated as the hand behind the crash in the unit price of Saham Amanah Sabah (SAS) in 1997 has surfaced to publicly deny any involvement in the fiasco.

Businessman Ambrose Lee broke his silence following last week’s debacle in the state legislative assembly in which his name was, for the first time, directly linked to the debacle.

Lee was known to be the owner of now defunct Suniwang Holdings Sdn Bhd, which bought the MISC blue chip shares from Sabah government’s investment arm, Warisan Harta Sabah Sdn Bhd (WHSSB), in exchange for the North Borneo Timber (NBT) and Sugarbun shares back in 1997.

SCORE will turn Sarawak into another Sabah

The import of 600,000 skilled workers to support
SCORE will 'impact the cohesion of the ethnic
community' in Sarawak.

KUCHING: Sarawak will be another “Sabah” beset with problems of immigrants if the state government goes ahead with its plans to import 600,000 skilled labourers to work in the much- talked about Sarawak Corridor Renewal of Energy (SCORE) by 2030.

“This figure represents 20% of the Sarawak’s population, and an influx of such a number of people will have an impact on the cohesion of the ethnic community of Sarawak,” said Ba’Kelalan assemblyman Baru Bian, who is the Sarawak PKR chief.

BN lebih bertanggungjawab berbanding Pakatan

Naib Presiden PBS membidas pimpinan Pakatan terutama
ketuanya Anwar Ibrahim sebagai hanya suka menabur
janji kosong kepada rakyat Sabah dan Sarawak.

By Luke Rintod of FMT
KOTA BELUD: Sekutu utama Umno di Sabah, Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS), berkata Barisan Nasional (BN) lebih bertanggungjawab berbanding Pakatan Rakyat dalam menangani isu-isu berhubung negeri Sabah dan Sarawak.

Naib Presiden PBS, Herbert Timbon Lagadan, membidas pimpinan Pakatan terutama ketuanya Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim sebagai hanya suka menabur janji kosong kepada rakyat Sabah dan Sarawak, sebaliknya pimpinan BN telah terbukti mengambil langkah membantu rakyat miskin di negeri itu.

Bloody clashes looming over land grabs

KOTA KINABALU: Rampant land grabs in Sabah are making folk in rural areas restive with visible indications of impending violent clashes between the “new” owners and natives.

Warning of possible bloodshed over these “illegal” land grabs, United Borneo Front (UBF) chairman Jeffrey Kitingan has urged Chief Minister Musa Aman to intervene immediately and prevent the issue from boiling over.

UBF co-organise dart contest in Keningau

KENINGAU: The United Borneo Front (UBF) together with Stella Grill Island (SGI) co-sponsor the Keningau 2nd Darter's Day on Nov 18 & 19, 2011.

We are inviting ardent and novice darters, especially youths, from here to participate in this dart contest which is open in two categories, man and lady single. The contest will be held at Stella Grill Island here.

The objective of this second darter's day game is to promote dart game among the local youths. UBF believes that dart game is a good game and would support any such positive activity to be taken by interested party in the future.

UBF Chairman, Datuk Dr Jeffrey Kitingan is scheduled to grace the function.

Those who want to know more about the dart contest this Friday and Saturday, they can still contact Mr Ah Chung at 019-8117788.

KK Rela Dipecat Demi Ibu Pertiwi

KECAM…..KK Mahir sanggup menghadapi apa sahaja
rintingan sekalipun dipecat dari jawatan kerana
mengecam kekejaman Corak Nakhoda dan Polis.

Oleh : SHAIMON S JUMADI Foto : SAFFIE S JUMADI

TINDAKAN kejam Corak Nakhoda Sdn Bhd mengusir Anak Negeri Sabah daripada tanah adat di lima buah kampung; iaitu Kampung Malagatan, Sogo-Sogo, Kiandungu, Lumankau dan Keliwatung seluas 7,230 ekar di Tongod bakal menjejaskan sokongan rakyat kepada Barisan Nasional.

Tanah Adat dirampas lagi

MANGSA…. Norhaidah berdiri di hadapan rumahnya yang
bakal dibakar atau diroboh oleh Corak Nakhoda pada
bila-bila masa.

Oleh: SHAIMON S JUMADI Foto : SAFFIE S JUMADI

MUNGKIN esok adalah hari paling malang dalam hidup seorang Anak Negeri Sabah, Norhaida Lampakas, 51, kerana pada bila-bila masa sahaja rumahnya akan diroboh atau dibakar Corak Nakhoda Sdn.Bhd setelah rumah menantunya dan semua tanaman kelapa sawitnya dimusnahkan beberapa hari lalu.

UMNO and Population Engineering

 By Hussein Abd Hamid

 

Since 1957 UMNO has effectively carried out the population engineering of our country to ensure its long-term survival by creating the myth of a two pronged “Ketuanan Melayu”. “Ketuanan Melayu” for the Malay masses who are lull into a feeling of being superior over the non-Malays because of their numbers and “Ketuanan Melayu” for the UMNO Malay political elites through the accumulation of massive material wealth for themselves and their cronies. And while UMNO has failed by almost any measure you chose to gauge them – good governance or morality – without question they have succeeded too well in the engineering of the population of this country of ours.