Najib goes to bank

NAJIB walks into Malayan Banking to cash a cheque.

As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning , could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Najib: "Alamak! I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. "

The Issue of basic facilities in Sabah and Sarawak

KUALA LUMPUR: The issue of basic facilities in the rural areas of Sabah and Sarawak was one of the main issues raised during the debate on the Supply Bill 2012 for the Rural and Regional Development Ministry in parliament yesterday.

Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing (BN-Bintulu) and Datuk Eric Majimbun (Independent-Sepanggar) questioned the implementation of projects at the ministerial level as many of the facilities provided in both states still could not be used after so long.

Single party rule can happen again-Yong

PENAMPANG: Having a single party to rule a state or government is nothing new as Sabah is one of the three states in Malaysia which have done that.

"It is possible ... there are only three states in Malaysia which have had a single party government. Sabah during Berjaya and PBS as well as PAS in Kelantan and Terengganu. It has happened before and it can happen again," Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) president Datuk Yong Teck Lee said.

‘Racist, evil’ federal leaders duping Sabahans

Where has the billions of ringgit which the federal government
claims was spent on Sabah infrastructure gone?

By Luke Rintod of FMT
PENAMPANG: Billions of ringgit have been spent on infrastructure projects in Sabah but there is little to show for it, especially in rural areas.

This has prompted a veteran political operative in Sabah to accuse federal government leaders of having an “evil” and “racist” attitude towards Sabah and Sarawak.

UMNO-led biggest finance scandals

What UMNO has done!...Melayu mudah lupa LOL....


"JASA BESAR" KERAJAAN UMNO-BN KEPADA RAKYAT MALAYSIA....UNTUK MELAYU YANG MUDAH LUPA!!!!!

1. PKFZ RM12bill
2. Submarine RM500mil
3. Simedarby RM964mil
4. Paya Indah Westland RM88mil
5. Posmalaysia (transmile) RM230mil lost

Awesome Conversation (Must Read) Don't miss even a single word... Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:-So you believe in God?

Student:-Absolutely, sir.

Prof: -Is God good?

Student:-Sure.

Prof:-Is God all-powerful?

Student: -Yes.

Engaging All Quarters Crucial in Resolving Land Issues: LEAP

(From left) Independent consultant Birgitte Feiring
and Land Empowerment Animals People (LEAP) Executive Director
Cynthia Ong in a discussion with Sabah Lands and Surveys Department
Director Datuk Osman Jamal and his Deputy (Land) Lee Chun Khiong

KOTA KINABALU (28^th October 2011): As part of an assessment of a local land rights programme, two independent evaluators met the Sabah Lands and Surveys Department to gather information on related issues, in particular claims for native customary rights (NCR).

The recent meeting saw Land Empowerment Animals People (LEAP) Executive Director Cynthia Ong and independent consultant Birgitte Feiring of Denmark, getting feedback from Department Director Datuk Osman Jamal and his Deputy (Land) Lee Chun Khiong on land ownership among natives, including the state’s current focus in issuing Communal Titles.

From An Australian Newspaper about Malaysia

Discrimination of Non-Malays in Malaysia plain racists as PAS said . . . This list is a common knowledge to a lot of Malaysians, especially those non-Malays (Chinese, Ibans, Kadazans, Orang Asli, Tamils, etc.) who have been racially discriminated against.

Figures in this list are merely estimates, so please take it as a guide only. The government of Malaysia has the most correct figures. Is government of Malaysia too ashamed to publish their racist acts by publishing racial statistics?

Rakyat Sabah Di Lacur Di M Pub?

Oleh : JANET MAJUNGKI

NASIB pekerja asing lebih terbela berbanding dengan pekerja tempatan. Boleh dikatakan kebanyakan pekerja kelab-kelab malam di negeri ini ibarat kerbau yang terpaksa bekerja lebih, namun imbuhan dan tekanan yang dihadapi lebih dari segalanya. Malahan sesetengah pengusaha pusat hiuburan menganggap pekerja mereka sebagai hamba abdi.

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If sex with four people is called a foursome.

Sex with three people is called a threesome.

Sex with two is called a twosome.

I now know why some guys are called handsome.