Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b****."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b****?"
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‘Let’s retire BN’ campaign by PSM kicks off
Party embarks on nationwide tour to create awareness among citizens' of democratic rights and the pitfalls of returning BN to power |
The party said it’s time for BN to ‘retire’ from politics as it is already 54 years old politically and has done little to uplift the socio- economic status of the majority of Malaysians .
SAPP play up Sabah autonomy war cry
Its president Yong Teck Lee says the time has come for Sabahans to take full control of their state from Putrajaya. |
The local opposition kingpin said his Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) is committed to fighting for the state rights and would do everything in its power to end Putrajaya’s control of the state and its people.
The Top 5 Killers of Men
By Bill Phillips and the Editors of Men’s Health
It was a sunny September day in the Pacific Northwest, and Jeff Hale had just closed a $1.5 million deal. To celebrate, he was taking the afternoon off, relaxing on his patio lounge, and playing ball with his dog. That’s when he began feeling compression high in his chest, some pain in his left shoulder, and an unsettling sense of dread. At 44, he was in relatively good shape, although 15 pounds overweight and under a lot of stress from work. At first, he thought it was an asthma attack and took a hit off his inhaler. But when that didn’t help, he remembered an article he’d read in Men’s Health.
It was a sunny September day in the Pacific Northwest, and Jeff Hale had just closed a $1.5 million deal. To celebrate, he was taking the afternoon off, relaxing on his patio lounge, and playing ball with his dog. That’s when he began feeling compression high in his chest, some pain in his left shoulder, and an unsettling sense of dread. At 44, he was in relatively good shape, although 15 pounds overweight and under a lot of stress from work. At first, he thought it was an asthma attack and took a hit off his inhaler. But when that didn’t help, he remembered an article he’d read in Men’s Health.
KDM membership in Umno a moral surrender
Knowing vital signs of a STROKE saves life
Dear Borneo Heralders, if everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks...
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.
Milking Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
PAS pertikai program pengampunan pendatang
Ia umpama membawa perompak untuk menjaga bank, kata ahli parlimen Pokok Sena itu di lobi parlimen semalam. |
Naib Presiden PAS, Datuk Mahfuz Omar mempertikai pemilihan agensi pekerja asing dan pertubuhan majikan untuk melaksanakan program tersebut.
Opposition in Sabah has no co-ordination, says Gaibin
By Raymond Tombung
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Gaibin Ransoi, PKR Deputy Chairman for Tuaran |
TUARAN: While opposition parties as well as the BN components are having spats on various issues as the general election nears, an opposition leader, is of the opinion that the Sabah opposition parties should now think seriously about forming a Joint Election Co-ordination Committee.
En. Gaibin Ransoi, the Party Keadilan Rakyat Deputy Chairman of the Tuaran division, has made this call based on the rationale that this would be the first step for the opposition parties to listen to one another, and co-ordinate the allocation of seats, and to strategise against the BN in the coming general election.
A brute Muslim Ceremony In Vienna
Soon we will all experience this! It will become a normal practise if the majority are the practitioners. Have you ever wonder why they kill without feeling remorse?
"A Must Watch" -- A MUSLIM Ceremony in Vienna . . .
This is horrible. It reminds me of Canaanites throwing their babies to the Idol Moloch in the times of judges and Israelis kings. Leonard
This is horrible. It reminds me of Canaanites throwing their babies to the Idol Moloch in the times of judges and Israelis kings. Leonard
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