Chips and Lime Juice

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his bag with some chips and a carton of lime juice and he started his journey.

Amazing Burn Remedy

Impressive!  Why did we never hear of this before??!! 
I've always just run it under the cold water tap. I thought it would be good to know about an inexpensive and convenient way of treating burn.

A woman's experience with burns . . .

Sabah has highest number of Muslims denouncing Islam

The Islamic Affairs Minister Jamil Khir Baharom has denied a Malaysiakini report that 135 applications to renounce the Islamic faith had been approved between 2000 and 2010.

However, the report was based on the written answer given by Jamil himself in the Parliament.

According to a Bernama report yesterday, Jamil claimed that no application has been approved to date by the Syariah Courts.

Sabah, Sarawak will lose oil, gas forever

The two states have already experienced '100%' loss of
their natural resources under the Umno-controlled
Petronas, according to UBF.

By Luke Rintod of FMT
KOTA KINABALU: Sabah and Sarawak will lose their oil and gas resources “forever” if the Petroleum Act 1974 is not amended, United Borneo Front (UBF) leader, Jeffrey Kitingan, said.

He said that the two states have already experienced “100% losses” of their oil and gas resources under the Petroleum Act.

More countries will investigate Taib?

By Keruah Usit

The Bruno Manser Fund (BMF) expects more nations to launch corruption investigations against Sarawak Chief Minister Abdul Taib Mahmud, following those of the Swiss Financial Market Supervisory Authority (Finma) and Malaysian Anti-Corruption Agency (MACC).

“In particular, we are hoping that the governments of Canada, Australia, the UK and the US will start investigating Taib family assets in their countries,” the Swiss NGO has told the international press.

THE PREACHER SAID:

'If I had all the beer in the world, 

I'd take it and throw it into the river'

And the congregation cried, 'Amen!'

'And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd  take it and throw it in the river'

Nude squats make a comeback, welcome to Malaysia

Photo from six years ago similar case.

SINGAPORE: Two Singaporean women who drove to Johor Baru for supper were questioned by Malaysian immigration officials, handcuffed, thrown behind bars and made to do squats without their clothes on, the Singapore Straits Times reported today.

The two women said they had driven into Johor Baru through an unmanned immigration lane and did not get their passports stamped.

Kisah perjumpaan menteri teknologi sedunia

Pada sebuah pertemuan antara Menteri Teknologi Sedunia di Langkawi. Menteri Jepun, Amerika Syarikat (AS) dan Malaysia sedang ‘mengeteh’.

Menteri Jepun : Kalau anda ke Jepun, anda gali tanah kami, baru saja sampai 7 meter, anda akan temukan banyak chip, rangka-rangka besi, papan sirkit elektronik dan lain-lain. Ini menunjukkan bahawa sejak zaman nenek moyang, kami bangsa Jepun sudah mengenal teknologi robot.

Cop: I’m sitting here, what can I do?

SO WHAT!
You are welcome to file a complaint against me if you dare!

PETALING JAYA: As a former crime desk reporter, Teoh El Sen is used to dealing with the police and has maintained that not all are bad apples.

But an encounter with one of them last night has left him questioning their commitment to serving the public.

Immigration completes 'nude squat' probe

The Johor Immigration Department has completed its probe into allegations that its personnel forced two Singapore women to perform squats in the nude.

Reached this afternoon, department director Mohd Nasri Ishak said the report has been submitted to the department's headquarters in Putrajaya.