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Sex video surrendered to cops

KUALA LUMPUR: The police have set up a special team under the Criminal Investigation Department at Bukit Aman to investigate a sex video said to involve an opposition politician.

Rahim Prepared To Give Statement To Police, Says Aide

KUALA LUMPUR, March 24 (Bernama) -- Former Melaka chief minister Tan
Sri Rahim Thamby Chik, one of three people who revealed a sex video
said to involve an opposition politician, is prepared to give a
statement to the police if necessary, his special officer Ghazali
Zainal said Thursday.

Interlok issue: Word pariah is to be dropped

KUALA LUMPUR: The offensive word `pariah' has been dropped from the
literature textbook `Interlok', Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri
Muhyiddin Yassin told the Dewan Rakyat Thursday.
The word was among several other references deemed offensive by the
Indian community which has been excised from the book to be used as
form five Malay literature text.

Biblical signs to reflect

Sept 11th (New York)
Jan    11th (Haiti)
March 11th (Japan)

Luke 21:10-11
 
Then Jesus said to HIS disciples:" Nations will rise against Nations,and Kingdom against Kingdom.There will be great earthquakes,famines and pestilences in various places
and fearful events and great signs from heaven.'Jesus says for behold i come quickly"
 

Elizabeth Taylor, the 'last star'

"Dame Elizabeth Rosemond "Liz" Taylor,
DBE (February 27, 1932 – March 23, 2011)
was an English-born American actress.
Academy Award winning actress Elizabeth Taylor passed away today at Los Angeles, Calif.'s Cedars-Sinai Hospital at the age of 79. At around 1:30 a.m. this morning, she died of symptoms caused by congestive heart failure. "She was surrounded by her children- Michael Wilding, Christopher Wilding, Liza Todd, and Maria Burton," Taylor's publicist, Sally Morrison, said in a statement. In addition to her children, Taylor is survived by 10 grandchildren and 4 great-grandchildren.

Dr Yee appointed Sabah DCM

Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai

KOTA KINABALU: Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS) deputy president Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai (pic) is the state’s new Deputy Chief Minister, giving the party its second DCM post in the Sabah Cabinet.

Rahim & Co: We are Datuk T

They are convinced that the man in the
21-minute long recording is Anwar but
refused to divuge details as to how
they got hold of the sex video.
KUALA LUMPUR: Former Malacca chief minister and Umno veteran Rahim Thamby Chik today said that Datuk T stood for “Datuk Trio” – himself, businessman Shazryl Eskay Abdullah and Perkasa’s Shuib Lazim.
He said that they were the ones who had broadcast a sex video allegedly involving Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim to the media on Monday.

Wonder if these are true………….

IF you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet...
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off..
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.......
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Sexual escapades not the only moral issue

The issue of one being morally fit to hold public office has been raised by those behind a pornographic video tape, reportedly "starring" Anwar Ibrahim and an unknown foreign female "co-star". The nameless and faceless behind the tape are using their handiwork to tell Anwar and his wife, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, to exit the political scene or else…

Joke:Stray dog from India

A stray pariah dog wandered into
a Malay compound one day. The Malays being kind and simple took care of the
pariah dog.

Everyday the pariah dog barked at strangers and the Malays thought... ok
let's keep this pariah dog and for it barks for us.

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