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Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai KOTA KINABALU: Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS) deputy president Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai (pic) is the state’s new Deputy Chief Minister, giving the party its second DCM post in the Sabah Cabinet.
Dr Yee appointed Sabah DCM
Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai KOTA KINABALU: Parti Bersatu Sabah (PBS) deputy president Datuk Dr Yee Moh Chai (pic) is the state’s new Deputy Chief Minister, giving the party its second DCM post in the Sabah Cabinet.
Rahim & Co: We are Datuk T
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| They are convinced that the man in the 21-minute long recording is Anwar but refused to divuge details as to how they got hold of the sex video. |
KUALA LUMPUR: Former Malacca chief minister and Umno veteran Rahim Thamby Chik today said that Datuk T stood for “Datuk Trio” – himself, businessman Shazryl Eskay Abdullah and Perkasa’s Shuib Lazim.
He said that they were the ones who had broadcast a sex video allegedly involving Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim to the media on Monday.
Wonder if these are true………….
IF you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet...
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off..
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.......
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
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<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: center;">
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet...
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off..
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.......
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Sexual escapades not the only moral issue
The issue of one being morally fit to hold public office has been raised by those behind a pornographic video tape, reportedly "starring" Anwar Ibrahim and an unknown foreign female "co-star". The nameless and faceless behind the tape are using their handiwork to tell Anwar and his wife, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, to exit the political scene or else…Joke:Stray dog from India
A stray pariah dog wandered into
a Malay compound one day. The Malays being kind and simple took care of the
pariah dog.
Everyday the pariah dog barked at strangers and the Malays thought... ok
let's keep this pariah dog and for it barks for us.
let's keep this pariah dog and for it barks for us.
Sex scandals, murder, graft spice up politics
Luke Rintod of FMT
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| In Malaysia's 'bolehland', politicians – guilty or not – have neither shame nor dignity. |
The growing trend in the country to expose all kinds of scandals, be they sexual or financial, has left one asking how dirty and far Malaysian politics can go in the run-up to an impending general election.
Apples and Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.
Sabah PKR finds Wan Azizah’s immigrant plan ‘illogical’
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| PKR president Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail's proposal to offer PR status to illegal immigrants if Pakatan comes to power has angered her own party members. |
TUARAN: The PKR proposal to give permanent residence (PR) status to some illegal immigrants from Indonesia and the Southern Philippines in Sabah, had drawn the ire of leaders within the party itself.
Why Sabahans, S'wakians are unhappy with peninsula
By CK Low
KOTA KINABALU:
1) The political parties and their leaders in Sabah and Sarawak not only need to go back to the drawing board. They need a massive revamp of their thinking and ideologies. Even on the agenda of autonomy, it is just not autonomy alone but things like own Sabah and Sarawak system within the Federal system. If you look at the Federation of Malaya Constitution and the Malaysia Agrt with the 18/20 Points Memorandum, very different federal systems was envisaged in 1963. It was just not a federation within a federation. Even in an "equal" federation" like in Canada, Quebec has its own education system and is French-speaking compared to the rest of Canada which is English-based.
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