Joke:Stray dog from India

A stray pariah dog wandered into

a Malay compound one day. The Malays being kind and simple took care of the

pariah dog.

Everyday the pariah dog barked at strangers and the Malays thought... ok
let's keep this pariah dog and for it barks for us.

Sex scandals, murder, graft spice up politics

Luke Rintod of FMT

In Malaysia's 'bolehland', politicians – guilty or not –
have neither shame nor dignity.

The growing trend in the country to expose all kinds of scandals, be they sexual or financial, has left one asking how dirty and far Malaysian politics can go in the run-up to an impending general election. 

Apples and Oranges

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic.

Sabah PKR finds Wan Azizah’s immigrant plan ‘illogical’

Luke Rintod of FMT

PKR president Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail's
proposal to offer PR status to illegal
immigrants if Pakatan comes to power
has angered her own party members.

TUARAN: The PKR proposal to give permanent residence (PR) status to some illegal immigrants from Indonesia and the Southern Philippines in Sabah, had drawn the ire of leaders within the party itself. 

Janji 100 Hari PKR kalau PR memerintah Sabah

Why Sabahans, S'wakians are unhappy with peninsula

By CK Low

KOTA KINABALU:
1) The political parties and their leaders in Sabah and Sarawak not only need to go back to the drawing board.  They need a massive revamp of their thinking and ideologies.  Even on the agenda of autonomy, it  is just not autonomy alone but things like own Sabah and Sarawak system within the Federal system. If you look at the Federation of Malaya Constitution and the Malaysia Agrt with the 18/20 Points Memorandum, very different federal systems was envisaged in 1963.  It was just not a federation within a federation.  Even in an "equal" federation" like in Canada, Quebec has its own education system and is  French-speaking compared to the rest of Canada which is English-based. 

Stop taking drugs!!

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. 

I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

UBF co-founder Nilakrisna, joins UPKO

Penampang, Sabah—United Borneo Front (UBF) co-founder, Nilakrisna James, announced her decision in a press conference on Monday to join the Barisan Nasional (BN) component party, United PasokMomogun KadazanDusun Murut Organisation (UPKO). The press conference was held by UPKO President and Plantations Industries and Commodities Minister, Tan Sri Bernard Dompok, together with key members of the UPKO Supreme Council.
 

UBF becomes committee under Borneo Heritage Foundation

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah—United Borneo Front (UBF) Chairman, Datuk Dr. Jeffrey Kitingan announced in a press statement on Monday that the concept of UBF as a civil rights movement will now become a full-fledged committee known as the “the UBF Committee” under the Borneo Heritage Foundation, a registered NGO which he founded several years ago.

Nurul Izzah membahas titah ucapan Agong di Parlimen

Oleh NURUL IZZAH ANWAR, MP Lembah Pantai

Saya menjunjung kasih Titah Ucapan DYMM Seri Paduka Baginda Yang Di-Pertuan Agong sewaktu pembukaan Mesyuarat Pertama Penggal Keempat pada Isnin yang lepas dan saya mengucapkan terima kasih kerana diberikan peluang untuk turut serta di dalam perbahasan titah ucapan ini.