A Hooker's Tax Return

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.'

Sabah cancels Lahad Datu coal power plant

KOTA KINABALU, Feb 16 — Sabah has scrapped the controversial coal-fired power plant in Lahad Datu, saying today it will look for alternative energy sources after a three year-long campaign by environmentalists.

UBF charms UPKO Komulakan...

By Ezra Haganez
KOTA BELUD: It appeared Jeffrey Kitingan's brainchild UBF or United Borneo Front has done quite a charm on Sabahans. UPKO, a Barisan Nasional (BN) component party, seems to be also interested in UBF and wants to hear more.

Payment for Apartment

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,

How Hosni Mubarak Got Filthy Ric

"He was able to reach into the economic sphere and benefit from monopolies, bribery fees, red-tape fees, and nepotism. It was guaranteed profit."

By Rick Newman (US News & World Report)

There are no Mubaraks on the Forbes list of the world's richest people, but there sure ought to be.

The mounting pressure from 18 days of historic protests finally drove Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak from office, after three decades as his nation's iron-fisted ruler. But over that time, Mubarak amassed a fortune that should finance a pretty comfortable retirement.

After girlfriend Christina Foo, George Chan's new wife Lorna now in focus

Sarawak Deputy Chief Minister Dr George Chan is irked that people, particularly journalists, are probing into his private life and his relationship with his new wife, businesswoman Lorna Enan Mulloon.

His private life has come under intense public scrutiny after it emerged that he allegedly has a girlfriend that was involved in the construction of the controversial Sarawak International Medical Centre (SIMC),

Stop attempt to rehabilitate 'Ketuanan Melayu'

COMMENT No matter how hard we try, we will not find the term 'Ketuanan Melayu' in the 1957 Federal Constitution. Nor will we find it in the post-May 13 amendments to the constitution. 

The fact remains that the term 'Malay dominance' came into prominence after the former MP for Kok Lanas, Abdullah Ahmad, made his infamous assertions at the Institute of International Affairs in Singapore on Aug 30, 1986.

Oil reserves found off Sarawak’s coast to boost Govt coffers

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PETALING JAYA: Petroliam Nasional Bhd (Petronas)’s persistency in exploring for the precious commodity within Malaysia has struck gold with major oil and gas reserves discovered off the coast of Sarawak.

‘Valentine’s Day is not a religious festival’

Luke Rintod of FMT

KOTA KINABALU: A bishop irked by the misconception associated with the celebration of Valentine’s Day has taken offence to Christianity being associated with ‘sinful’ behavior.

Baram Dam in My View and that of Lihan Jok

From: Burak Sem | February 10, 2011

I have been thinking hard the past couple of days if I should write about this, to share with you on my thoughts about the proposal Baram Dam by the Sarawak Government.

You might think that I am not qualified to speak about environmental issues just because I have not been to a certain school or so, but I can tell you something for nothing there are some things in life one can not learn in school, and what I am speaking about is simple logic.