Jokes for the day: Touring

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .  As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.  She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.  'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'  She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?  A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!j

Riches to rags: Umno has ruined Sabah

By Queville To

BEAUFORT: Former state finance minister Mohd Noor Mansoor has lashed out at Umno for impoverishing Sabah after it spread its wings to the state.
In a strongly worded speech in the pro-Barisan Nasional hinterlands, the former Berjaya Party leader accused the peninsula-based party of mismanaging a once rich state to one of the poorest in the country.

Speaking to a large gathering during the annual general meeting of six Sabah Progressive Party (SAPP) committees, he warned that Umno was introducing communal politics into the state to ensure its grip through a divide and rule policy.

Obama has lost touch with America's issues

By Mario Rozario

"President Barack Obama is so out of touch with America", "We are handing down a balooning deficit to the coming generations of Americans" and last if all, the statement that I think sums it up the best "now is NOT the time to experiment with Socialism", said by Alaskan Bison Killer and Senator John McCains running campaign mate, Sarah Palin.   How true are these statements that are being voiced on all talk shows these days? Obama's rating is at an all-time low, unemployment is at 9.6% and inching towards the double digits. Despite all the TARP money ($800 Billion) being spent, consumer confidence is still at an all time low. The word on every economists lips these days is "the US is heading for a double dip recession with Europe close behind" once the stimulus package expires in November!!

The cartoons of Najib and Rosmah that got Zunar locked up

CARTOONS INSIDE Cartoonist Zunar or Zulkiflee Anwar Ulhaque was freed at 6pm on Saturday following a hail of public criticism for Prime Minister Najib Razak's increasing repressive government.

According to Zunar's lawyer Latheefa Koya, his remand was extended from Friday afternoon as the police had not taken down his statement.

"They are also flip-flopping on whether to investigate him under the Sedition Act or the Printing Presses and Publications Act. This is all done in complete bad faith," she told reporters.

What A Shameful & Hypocritical UN Speech By The PM Of Malaysia!

By Richard Loh, Penang
The Prime Minister of Malaysia in his tweet is encouraging Malaysians to read his speech that he delivered at the UN General Assembly, and welcome their thoughts.

My thought is that it was such a shameful and hypocritical speech. His full text can be read here.

How can the PM be so shameless to preach to the world about the good while practicing the bad in his own homeland? I hope President Obama and other world leaders will take his speech with a grain of salt.

Let me differentiate what he preaches to the world and what he practices in his own country. I would like to remind the world leaders that Malaysia is quick to condemn other countries wrong doings but others were blocked from interfering with Malaysia internal problems even if they had signed or supported any of the international law agreements.

A Hari Raya Message For Taib

Dear Taib,

Time flies fast. I sent a Raya message last year to you. It’s Raya again. You well?

It is a little malu to see a great man hanging in the air like a monkey – can’t go up (to become Governor) and can’t come down (to enjoy your the rakyat's money).

For the remaining days on earth, you should follow this wise advice, Taib!

 

1. Pray 20 times a day, 5 to do your duty as a good Muslim, 15 times as repentance to pay for the sins you have committed and all the wrongs and bad deeds you did in the past 30 years to the people of Sarawak . This is your first step to your eternal redemption.

Malaysia is dead when Singapore left the Federation in 1965

By Peter Kuek
What this country needs now is a GOOD DESPOT who can put a stop to all the bloody nonsense from UMNO /BN who are the real axis of evil. This man can be a Malay, a Chinese, an Indian or any of the indigenious people of this country, I don't really care, so long he can get the job done. He can stay as long as he likes so long he can get this country out of the misery and give equal and fair treatment to all citizens. The power of a nation lies in an educated and happy people and not in the barrel of a gun.

Why the fuck do we, Sarawakians & Sabahans have to suffer for those stupid Malayans who continue to colonialise us under neo-colonialism without caring a fuck about the 20 / 18 Points ?

Reject extremism: Is Najib walking the talk at home?

It is all very well for Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak to say that ‘the moderates’ should ‘reclaim the agenda for peace and pragmatism’, in his maiden speech at the United Nations General Assembly. But shouldn’t he be cleaning up his own backyard first?

He maintained that all faiths needed ‘to work together’ and that extremists ‘held the world hostage with their bigotry and bias’. He suggested that “we must choose moderation over extremism”.

Ten days earlier, Najib had already lectured to us about extremism. But his message then was vague and non-committal.

Jokes for the day: I lied

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.  His buddies at the club are all aghast.  At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'  Bob replies, 'Girlfriend?  She's my wife!'  They are knocked over, but continue to ask.  'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'  'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'  Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

Luca Lucas akhirnya meminta maaf kepada seluruh warga Sabah

Sumber New Sabah Times


PADA 10 September lepas, ActionLine telah memaparkan aduan berhubung ketidakpuasan hati penduduk Sabah (terutamanya yang mempunyai akaun FB) terhadap tindakan seorang individu yang dikenali sebagai Luca Lucas, kerana telah memberi komen yang berunsur hinaan terhadap negeri dan juga rakyat Sabah.
Ketika dipanjangkan kepada Suruhanjaya Komunikasi dan Multimedia Malaysia (SKMM), mereka berjanji akan mengkaji aduan yang dikemukakan dan mengambil tindakan sepertimana yang dibenarkan di bawah peruntukan Akta Komunikasi dan Multimedia 1998.
Luca Lucas menghina dan mengutuk orang Sabah. (Part 1)
Identiti Luca Lucas