Of illegally crossing borders and the Malaysian border !

Recently our friend Daniel John Jambun forwarded what we believe originated from an observation by creative alert Malaysian. Here it is for our readers' grading :

• If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour.
• If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
• If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally You Get Shot.
• If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
• If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
• If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded As a Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
• If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
• If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
• If You Are a Muslim AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
• YOU WILL GET:
• MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap) A Driving License, Voting Rights Job Reservation, Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi, Credit Cards, Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, Free Education, Free Health Care, And if you are a clever guy, you can be a Menteri Besar or even Prime Minister!