The Lie Detector Clock (malaysian version)

An Indian man died and went to heaven. When he arrived at the heaven Gate, Siva the God said, 'Come on in. I'll show you around. You'll like it here.'

Walking through the gates, the man noticed clocks everywhere. There were grandfather clocks, wall clocks, watches, and clocks in every corner.

It appeared that heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.

Surprised at how heaven looked, the man asked, 'God Siva, what's the deal? Why are all these clocks here in heaven?'

God Siva replied, 'The clocks keep track of things on earth. There is one clock for each person. Every time the person on earth tells a lie, his clock moves one minute.'

'For instance, this clock is for VK Lingam, the lawyer. If you watch it closely, it will move.

'Click' The minute hand on VK Lingam's clock moved one minute. 'Click' It moved another minute. 'VK Lingam must be with some judges right now.' said God Siva. 'The minute hand on his clock moves all day.'

'Why the minute hand suddenly jumps three times?'

God Siva smiles and said, 'He must have just said 'correct, correct, correct !'. I see it jumps like that quite often.'

The man and God Siva continued walking. Soon, they came to a strange looking clock with some springs sticking out.

Siva said, 'Oh ! That is Paul Augustine 's clock. During the Anwar's trial, the clock spinned so fast and the springs came out each time he said 'irrelevant and irrelevant'. Now it is moving quite smoothly'.

The man and God Siva continued their walk . They came to a clock with cobwebs on the minute hand.

'Whose clock is this?' asked the man.

That clock belongs to the Lawyer Karpal Singh. He is one of the finest, God-fearing, people on earth. I bet his clock hasn't moved in a year or two.'

They continued walking and touring heaven. The man enjoyed watching the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finished, the man said, 'I've seen everyone's clock but Mr.Samy Vellu's. Where is his clock?

God Siva smiled, 'Just look up. We use his clock as a ceiling fan. That's why it is so cool here. '