Catholic Coffee Morning In Rome


CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

  
 Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,  everyone calls him 'Father'."
 
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room
   people call him 'Your Grace'."

 
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 
 
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
  
  
 
SLIM  TALL 
 
 
38D BREAST 24" WAIST and
  
 
34" HIPS 
  
             
   
 
When she walks into a room, people say, 

 
"Oh My God."

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