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Where to cross the border, refresher news

Where to cross the border………..
Know where to cross the border...
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely
.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot
.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard of Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot
.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported.
 
If You Are An Indonesian muslim AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:
MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,  Business License,
Voting Rights,
Job Reservation,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Housing, Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care,
and if you are a clever dickie, you can be the Menteri Besar                                                                           

Or even the Prime Minister!
Oh Malaysia, what a great country !!!

1 comment:

  1. We are lucky to be a very friendly host..even our guests from neighbouring countries i.e Phillipines and Indonesia, we simply give them host status..now..the original host...U OUT FROM THIS COUNTRY...and what does the original host say?...go ahead u all can take over our country and we will keep busy with our aramai ti...BUDU PUNYA ORANG KADUS

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