Just to brighten up your day

 Spielberg, "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all
 the same."
 A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
 Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over
 to him,

 and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap
 and says,
 "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
 The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
 bombed your Pearl harbour, it was the Japanese.

 " Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
 Spielberg.
 In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
 "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
 Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the
 ship, not me."
 The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same ."