3 Third Graders, (racist joke)

Three third-graders from Tennessee – an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid -were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggested that they play a new game. “Let’s see who has the largest weenie,” – he said. “Okay,” they all agreed.
The Irish kid pulled down his zipper and whipped it out.


“That’s nothing,” – said the Italian kid. He whipped his out, and proudly showed that his was at least an inch longer..


Not to be outdone, the Black kid whipped his out. It was by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest!!!


That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid’s mother asked him what he did at school that day. “Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called ‘Let’s see who has the largest weenie.’”


“What kind of game is that, honey?” – asked the mother.


“Well, …me, Kenny and Parero each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest!"


"The other kids said it’s because I’m Black. Is that true?”


His momma replied, “No, Leroy, it’s because you’re eighteen, and still in the third grade.”